Elena

theogblackjesus:

tubesock:

cumprise:

My mom was like “you’re just Ike your father” and I was like um and this big ass forehead? I did not get that from dad
And she took a sip from her ice t and leaned in and looked me dead in the eyes and said “the bigger the forehead the fatter the pussy”

how old is your mom?

I’m crying lmao

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congragulation:

the only ship i need is a scholarship can i get a hallelujah

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